Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Work toilet bellowing (hypothetical)


I’m a teacher. Just before class time the teacher’s room becomes very busy with teachers preparing for their upcoming classes. I lock myself in the toilet (of which there is only one) around fifteen minutes before class and bellow at the top of my lungs. The more bovine the bellowing, the better. Not only does this mean all other teachers are unable to use the toilet before their classes, they also have to deal with the problem of the noise which would at best be off-putting and at worst profoundly disturbing.

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